What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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A woman who lived alone with her parrot left her apartment to run to the store, forgetting that a plumber was scheduled to come and fix her sink. A few minutes later, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, "it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waited for a bit and, seeing that nobody was coming to the door, knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, a little more loudly, "it's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!" Again the plumber waited. After a few more minutes, he knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber yelled, as loudly as he could, "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" Still, nobody came to the door. The plumber banged the door repeatedly, The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screamed "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIIINK!!!" and then, consumed with rage, clutched his chest and fell over dead from a stress-induced heart attack. A few minutes later, the woman returned home and, while opening her door, noticed the plumber lying dead in her hallway. She looked at her parrot and asked, "Who is it?" The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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