Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

a chinese man pays the full price

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Homo say what?

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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