- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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