- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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