- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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