Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

whats 2+2? 4

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

The FCC

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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