- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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