- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

hey hey apple

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

In soviet Russia...things are different

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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