- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Obama = ebola

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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