An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Good job, son.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Obama lin Baden.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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