How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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