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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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