What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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