Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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HEY!

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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