- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What is my name? I dont know

What is better than life? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

will you like this joke my sources say no

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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