Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Get on the boat.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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