Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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