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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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