Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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