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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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