Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A sober Irish individual.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

whatdumb and gay stewart price

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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