- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A sober Irish individual.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Whats brown and smells bad poo

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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