How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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