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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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