- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??