Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

The diamond one below is hilarious.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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