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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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