- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Andoni was here

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Drew Knowles is gay

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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