- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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