Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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your mom.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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