What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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