- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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