- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Katy Perry

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Drew Knowles is gay

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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