- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

every knight i see an owl at window

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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