- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

A russian gives away vodka.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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