Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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