- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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