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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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