A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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