- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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