- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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