- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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