- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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