- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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