- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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