- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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