Women's rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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