What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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