- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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