- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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