- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Women deserve equal rights.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Horse.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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