What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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