- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Sir, your wife is dead

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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