- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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