What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Women's Soccer.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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