- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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