Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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