- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

what is red white and blue? the french flag

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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