- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What does two plus two equal? 4

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