- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

my penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Ebola

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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