- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A bar walks into a man

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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