- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Women deserve equal rights.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

So a baby seal walks into a club.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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