- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Im taking a shit right now.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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