How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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