- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

steven hawking walks into a bar

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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