A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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RUN

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lewis=cardiac

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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