- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

One, two, three, four and five

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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