What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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