10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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