Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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