- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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