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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

So a seal walks into a club.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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