- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Your mom.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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