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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

whats gay and american? a gay american

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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